30 novembro 2016

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Transcript of the conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Peter Throw, Part XXVIII


Donald Trump (DT) - Peter... I feel very sad indeed...

Peter Throw (PT) - What's wrong with you, Don...!?

DT - Peter ... Why is it that not one of the Portuguese MP's would vote for me...?

PT - Oh, Don... your are the very capitalist in person ... and they are a bunch of socialists...

DT - Do you have only socialist parties in Parliament, Peter...?

PT - Yes ... all of them belong to the socialist family...

DT - ...

PT - Where you put your own country first... they put Europe first...

DT - Is that true, Peter... do they love Europe more than Portugal?

PT - Where you favour bilateral trade agreements ... they favour multilateral ones ... of which the 28-country European Union is the paradigm...

DT - Peter...I wonder how you can agree on anything with 28 people seating around the same table...

PT - Where you favour less regulation ... promising to scrap two old regulations for each new one you create ...they promise to increase regulation ... eliminating none for each new two they promise to create...

DT - Why is that Peter?

PT - Most of them are jurists ... they make their living on the number of complex and conflicting laws...

DT - ...

PT - Where your priority is jobs for Americans ... their priority is jobs for themselves...

DT - While you promise to use force only to protect the United States ... they want to use force to spread freedom and democracy around the Globe...

DT - As in Iraq and Lybia, Peter ... How great the democracies we have built there!...

PT - Syria and Russia too...

DT - What about Cuba?...

PT - That's the only exception...

DT - ...

PT - While you are intent on restricting politicians' conflicts of interest...they are prone on expanding them...

DT - By the way, Peter... Is there anybody in Portugal who could act as my consultant on that subject...conflicts of interest...?

PT - I've sent you Gnash...Paul Gnash ... he is an expert on conflicts of interest both in the Portuguese and the European Parliament...nobody can beat him at that...

DT - ...

PT - While you are in favour of  immigration policies to protect the jobs of the American people... they are in favour of  immigration policies that disprotect the jobs of the Portuguese people...

DT - I see, Peter ... there are a lot of differences indeed between Portuguese MP's and myself...

PT - There is one more, Don ...While you went to politics because you were already rich ... they went to politics because they want to get rich...


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